salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

by Mcama38 January 18, 2014

salon finish

When you drop your meat and two veg over the edge of the bathroom sink and wash them meticulously...

friend1: "Looks like that girl has her eye in for you mate!"
friend2: "Yeah i know, good thing i had a salon finish before i came out'..."

by LBBH November 13, 2016

saonely

Sad and Lonely at same time but you can't point which one so you are Saonely.

I have been feeling really Saonely lately.

by eddiemorra August 15, 2017

saline

salinees are literal angels. they pick you up when you're down, they make you laugh when you're sad. even though she is pretty and caring and everyone likes her she secretly questions everything like if people like her or not and has major anxiety but tries to hide it in front of people.she is very artistic she participates in combat sports and martial arts and is good at drawing. she is very self-conscious about her appearance and body but tries to act like it's fine. has a great body and a loving smile. she is always smiling and laughing. if you have a salinee in your life take a minute and appreciate it. they are the best type of person ever.

saline: containing or impregnated with salt

by queen of knowledge May 22, 2019

salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.

Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere ✨

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘

by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020

shalone

Shalone is a name and its means a person who is stressy most of the time and gives too much verbal and is very pretty but theres on things about these shalones they will never ever be wrong

Strong,rude,Funny,Scary,everything is defined by shalone

by real.ljz August 23, 2021