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Salecassy

Girl #1: "Oh My God! I heard Justin & Thomas has a Salecassy."

Girl #2: "I need to see this!"
by akeytonothing December 10, 2010
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salevan

A dude who has so much swag it makes yo head explode
You see that guy he reminds me of a salevan, look at awl dat swag
by DAYday$$$$$wag June 28, 2011
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Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.
Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.
by Benzin October 30, 2008
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scissor salsa

The by-product of lesbian love-making while on their periods.
"Hey baby, I know its that time of the month but let's go in the bedroom and make some scissor salsa."
by 2stainz April 30, 2013
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chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.
After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.
by TyAl October 21, 2015
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teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.
by ArtisticKid66 October 13, 2020
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Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.
The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...
by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016
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