"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"
by loki September 27, 2005
A safety wipe is the one you give yourself after a fart that may have been wet and resulted in you accidentally pooping yourself a little.
Joe: I farted earlier and I had to do a safety wipe.
Kevin: ( wet sounding fart)
Sam: Damn, you need to go do a safety wipe
Kevin: ( wet sounding fart)
Sam: Damn, you need to go do a safety wipe
by Captain Caveman III October 07, 2009
A mantra for performers doing dangerous things to remember that their own personal safety comes after the safety of the audience (first) and the safety of the venue (second). Used in burner and firespinning communities.
by thegreenkacheek September 25, 2015
Safty buzz
The amount of alcohol (or other substance) intake neccessary to provide a reason to try and make a move on someone. If this person is not receptive to the sexual advance, then he/she can later claim that it was the substance talking and not them. However, if he/she welcomes the advance, there is nothing to worry about.
The amount of alcohol (or other substance) intake neccessary to provide a reason to try and make a move on someone. If this person is not receptive to the sexual advance, then he/she can later claim that it was the substance talking and not them. However, if he/she welcomes the advance, there is nothing to worry about.
I was on this date with this girl, and I wanted to hook up with her, but I wasn't sure if she was into me or not. However, I had my safety buzz on, so it was all good. ;-)
by The American Germanophile January 13, 2007
Wearing a safety pin on your clothes means that you are a safe place for SA victims and/or the lgbt community. It’s a SAFE-ty pin.
John: And they always wear that safety pin what does it even mean?
Jane: It means they are a safe place for lgbt people and people who have been SA’d! It’s actually really cool !
John: Huh Well, good to know.
Jane: It means they are a safe place for lgbt people and people who have been SA’d! It’s actually really cool !
John: Huh Well, good to know.
by Bugs<3 March 13, 2022
masturbating prior to a date so as not to get as excited and ejaculate too early when you're having sex.
If you have a safety orgasm before having sex with a partner you last longer than if you don't.
A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.
A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.
by james007bond December 02, 2009
When you go to click on something using either the mouse on a computer or your finger on a smartphone and drag away from the unintended link mistankenly clicked on, so as not to go there
Ment to go to pornhub to jack off, but I accidentally clicked on youporn, so I used a safety drag to prevent the youporn page from loading.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX June 09, 2015