Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 18, 2022

Blue Swimmer

An Australian $10 note. Blue: because of it's blue colour, and Swimmer: because of the watery theme layed down with the AU$20 note Lobster

Cobber 1: "Hey mate, i'm short a coupla bucks, you got a fiver spare?"
Cobber 2: "Nah mate, i've only got a blue swimmer"

by Capt_Bat June 16, 2010

Swimmers Ear

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

by OHMF January 8, 2012

Fast Swimmer

A polite way of saying that somebody is a homosexual or "fag".
If you happen to start to call somebody a "fag" and then realize you would only get glares and silence in return, you can resort to saying fast simmer, if you have not pronounced the "G".

Aw, Tyler? He's such a Fa-a-a-sst swimmer...

Adam's coming over? Isn't he a Fast Swimmer? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

by TheGigglyStreetGang July 22, 2010

soup swimmer

Derogatory term for the white man who continues to oppress my people on the reg. Alternately, one who swims in soup, ie. a cracker.

"Man, the jury ain't nothin' but a bunch of soup swimmers! And I thought they suppose to be my peers!"

"Man, you all ain't nothin' but a bunch of peezy headed soup swimmin' ass nappy hair havin' cracka' motha' fuckas'!"

by Muiz the mighty migrant November 14, 2005

sack swimmer

What all humans are before they are fertilized eggs. Human sperm cell.

"I was doin that when you were still a sack swimmer!"

by JB McDuffie July 10, 2007

Swimmers Cap

When a guy pulls his nuts out as far as they can go and places them on a females head, thus looking like a swimmers cap.

The Swimmers Cap

by Dastardly August 26, 2008