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swift johnsoning 

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose
swift johnsoning by Caylih10 February 15, 2014

Swift kick 

To steal the rightful spotlight from someone.Usually done with bad intentions or out of jealousy.Commonly performed by those in need of constant attention.Derived from the Taylor Swift incident at the 2009 MTV Awards,at which Kanye West innapropriately grabbed the microphone and went on a his own rant during her big moment.
Denise:"Did you see the Swift kick?"

Abigail: "You mean when Cindy was blowing out her birthday candles and her little brother started throwing a tantrum for no reason?...Yeah I saw it."
Swift kick by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009

Swift Justice

The nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

We like to call him re-virgin
We could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
He likes boys.
Damn bro, its been a while since Kyles gotten laid. We have to deliver the Swift Justice on his ass.
Swift Justice by Kyle Flanders October 19, 2008

Swift Swagging 

you swag with greatness, your swag is on point.
Look at that swift swagging Lil Wayne is doing.

Swift Sugar 

a word to replace the name of any kind of illegal substance that you do not want to say in public
dude do you have any more of that swift sugar
Swift Sugar by supergoose94 November 18, 2010

swift denial

Hasty denial of one's actions or words that can cause a surprise or disbelief.
The swift denial of a law enforcement officer on information about a city mayor being involved in drugs has raised the eyebrows of some police and government officials.
swift denial by UpiCha December 17, 2016