Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kiss and she hasn't complained since.
by Woahjah April 2, 2009
Get the Swedish Kissmug. When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
Get the Swedish Surprisemug. Swedish Welder
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
by V-diddy August 11, 2016
Get the Swedish Weldermug. n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”
by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005
Get the Swedish automobilemug. Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!
Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?
Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?
by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014
Get the Swedish Fishmug. Freaky-ass numbers station recording. It starts out with some beeps then freaky music starts to play then a little girl's voice says numbers in German... over and over and over again.
by Anony Mouse October 29, 2004
Get the Swedish Rhapsodymug. Anyone who drives a Volvo, Usually in Western Australia, and is so proud of their Volvo Ownership that it gets to the point of killing the people who bash their car.
I overtook a Volvo driving down the freeway, then I almost got hit by a Volvo Truck. I swear the Swedish Mafia has put out a hit on me
by MacboyG3 May 5, 2007
Get the swedish mafiamug.