swat the cricket 

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

swat the cricket by JosephD September 2, 2006

SWAT Hands 

The excessive use of hand motions (usually police offices) to convey a point, give direction or to simulate carrying an actual weapon during training.

The officer cleared a room during training with his SWAT hands.

SWAT Hands by D.M. Krebs August 23, 2007

Swat team! 

Usually shouted when swatting a frisbee out of the air or out of an opposing players hand during ultimate frisbee.

After yelling Swat team! I skillfully pwned the noob throwing the frisbee.

Swat team! by MikeydaV May 26, 2006

swat twat 

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California

Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”

swat twat by Segwave April 18, 2017

Swat Syndrome 

When a mate who became your friend / joined your friend group carries across personality traits from their previous friend group. In this case, carried across the 'swatty' personality trait (try hard at school/ school sweat.)

The swatty personality trait included sub traits such as short temper to jokes, stupidity, or people being too laid back. Also included are outbursts of anger, being cocky, and having too much pride.

Although these traits can be hidden and removed over time, when under the influence these traits can really show and shine, always dampening the fun of others and the mood of the party. This is what's known as 'Swat Syndrome'.

Haydn: Mate, Aidans purely getting angry at everything. What's his deal?

Braydon: He just has swat syndrome mate, it happens all the time.

Swat Syndrome by BigDaddyBray March 22, 2021

SWAT Team 

A professional group of terrorists who specialize in:

A. Breaking and entering.

B. Theft

C. Assault

D. Murder

E. Terrorism

F. Using destructive weapons of war on unsuspecting families.

G. Sucking the dick of other cops.
The typical SWAT member acts out of a sense of responsibility to ruin the lives of their suspects and families, typically dressing in black ski masks (like all trust worthy people do) and have a fetish for controlling others. For a brief history of SWAT teams see Adolf Hitler, Nazi Germany, East German Stasi, Red Terror, and Chairman Mao.

Hey don't those SWAT team guys look like Fascists?

SWAT Team by Kyle's a Fascist September 23, 2011

SWAT Team 

an abbreviation for the phrase "Super Wet Asain Terrorists"
This is a team of horny wet asain men that will come through your bedroom window and rape the shit out of you. They will also take pictures, and post it all over your facebook to humiliate you.
Call 1-888-ASAIN today to get the SWAT team to come to you, or your enemies.

Mary: I can't believe John broke up with me D:
Jessica: He should pay..
Mary: I'll call SWAT Team to fuck the shit out of his ass.

SWAT Team by FBGM08 October 19, 2010