The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.
My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself
by Saab Guy 44 October 13, 2016
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by Stanley W.L. Chounard July 12, 2004
Get the butt-swab mug.To "swab" is to perform in the act of female masturbation, or to finger a female.
The past tense would be "Swabbed".
The past tense would be "Swabbed".
Ex.
Angela: "I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go swab."
Marcus: "I was swabbing this girl the other day, and she totally had herpes!"
Jaime: "It smells like tuna in here!"
Katie: "Sorry...I just swabbed."
Angela: "I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go swab."
Marcus: "I was swabbing this girl the other day, and she totally had herpes!"
Jaime: "It smells like tuna in here!"
Katie: "Sorry...I just swabbed."
by Cela J. August 28, 2012
Get the Swab mug.SAAB 900 (SPG/Turbo):
The turbocharged model can produce over 210 hp, and was a pristine and powerful car back in the late 1980's when this much power was unheard of in a car with only an inline-4. Its top speed is about 140mph, and leather, a spoiler, a sunroof, power everything, and many other accessories were common, though not standard with the 900. The 900 was also the first car with heated seats and SAAB itself was the first to invent the turbocharger. Without the SAAB, companies like Porsche (depended on the turbocharger) would not have survived.
The turbocharged model can produce over 210 hp, and was a pristine and powerful car back in the late 1980's when this much power was unheard of in a car with only an inline-4. Its top speed is about 140mph, and leather, a spoiler, a sunroof, power everything, and many other accessories were common, though not standard with the 900. The 900 was also the first car with heated seats and SAAB itself was the first to invent the turbocharger. Without the SAAB, companies like Porsche (depended on the turbocharger) would not have survived.
by Saab.net March 2, 2003
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Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?
Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?
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*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.
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Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."
Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."
by PistolG September 13, 2014
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