suicide voter

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests

Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Je suis LV

The tag line issued to Victor Martin Soriano first-to-use, first-to-register worldwide with world intellectual property rights IPO-PHIL 4-2020-4452 LV. Victor Martin Soriano is LV. Je suis LV.

#iamlv #jesuislv

Victor Martin Soriano Je suis LV, LV c'est a moi.

by Cyclone Trading March 28, 2021

Suisei

A virtual girl that is psychotic in GTA, but somehow amazing in Tetris

This girl in a tank must be a suisei

by A Certain Wordy Dictionary March 30, 2021

suipiss

Suisei's piss, tastes like apple juice.

I NEED TO DRINK SUIPISS NOW UOOOOOHHHHHHH SUISEEEEEEEXXX - average okbh enjoyer

by KRSZ_0241 December 20, 2021

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Track Suit Puma Daddy

A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.

1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021