strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Peanut Smuggling

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"

Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold

by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

strugglin

of a low level of skill

man that team is strugglin

by brewskis January 11, 2005

strugglin

when things just aren't going your way

Dude 1 - man, i'm broke, my girl dumped me, and i'm failing school...
Dude 2 - strugglin....

by ClayClay October 24, 2007

Strugglies

An affliction affecting couch sitters which prevents them going to bed at a reasonable hour. A victim of the strugglies awakens several times in the evening/early morning, realises that they really should go to bed, yet is unable to separate their bodies from the couch and falls asleep again. The strugglies may cause the victim to fixate on a particular task to be accomplsihed before they can go to bed e.g. shutting down the laptop properly, watching the end of a television program or finishing a glass of wine which they have fallen asleep holding. In their semi-conscious state it is not physically possible to complete such tasks, ensuring that the victim falls asleep again for some number of minutes only to partially awaken later and fall victim to the strugglies once more.

I had the strugglies so bad watching Heroes last night that I didn't get off the couch and go to bed until I got woken up by the paper being delivered.

by couchhero January 3, 2011

shraggling

The tingling sensation you feel when your foot or arm goes to sleep.

My foot is shraggling!

by Kids say the darndest things. February 10, 2014

Scrogglings

"The small, worthless apples which are left hanging on the trees after the crop has been gathered; Worcestershire. Scriggins, apples left on a tree after the ingathering; Glocestershire." —James Halliwell, Dictionary of Archaic and Provincial Words, 1855
Note the word has been in use for centuries and should never be used in the way the FATS posted. How rude.

We are always sure to leave the scrogglings on the apple tree for The Apple Man ( a faeirei)

by Captain Quirk March 31, 2015