A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.
A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?
B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.
B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.
by IG2010 May 10, 2011

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.
Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most
by Metal422life July 14, 2023

by Marvina April 18, 2019

John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014

by Wackelstaple February 6, 2021

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
