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standing ovation

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.
John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.

A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.
by physics nerds '12 October 9, 2009
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standing ovation

when you take a shit that's so big it sticks out of the toilet bowl water.
after eating at that mexican restaurant i went into their bathroom and gave a standing ovation- too bad i can never go back there again.
by Mikey Lancaster April 21, 2007
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Standing Ovation

When a girl with "Butterfly Wings" stands up after sex and jumps up and down making her pussy sound like someone is clapping!
When Andrea got done fucking Jeremy she stood up after and gave him a "Standing Ovation"!
by DiZzY dOn December 22, 2007
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Standing Slots

A sex position involving 1 extremely willing girl and 5 guys. The girl is tied to the ceiling by her feet next to a bunk bed. Then one guy gets on a ladder and fucks her up the ass, one guy gets on the top bunk and fucks her in the vagina, one guy gets on the bottom bunk and receives head, and the last two guys sit next to the guy on the bottom bunk and receive hand from the girl.
The next morning after preforming standing slots Amanda could barely walk and barely talk, yet she couldn't wait to hit the slots again.
by O-Town Bad Ass August 17, 2011
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Standing on neck

Verbally attacking or physically attacking and the other doesn’t push back
Standing on necks I took his chain and he ain’t getting it back.
by Ig @kingcj317 August 31, 2019
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Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
by Scott Thompson May 3, 2007
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standing sack eskimo

A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand
if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!
by beachgoeryes September 19, 2009
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