The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.
by FpDavo May 14, 2011
Get the Squiding mug.verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.
by buffetmaster March 1, 2009
Get the squid mug.A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.
Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014
Get the Squid mug.1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
by joshykins69 March 15, 2015
Get the Squid mug.by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019
Get the Squid mug.A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
by Scorp-ion May 29, 2007
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USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
by CDT B January 24, 2009
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