sealer

a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.

every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.

by The_Evan June 2, 2009

Innocence Stealer

Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.

C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..

by XeLaa December 19, 2009

Wife Stealer

A guy that steals a wife from another guy.

Daniel is a wife stealer. He stole another man's wife.

by linkishback April 13, 2018

Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

Smelericious

Possessing the qualities of or pertaining to someone as amazing as Melisa Demaestri

Dude that girl is awesome! she is gorgeous, amazing, and just wow!

oh, so she is smelericious!

by Pizza and Cookies January 6, 2012

stealer

when you steal something you are a stealer.

you're such a stealer!

by baconSavage December 14, 2018

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004