sloppy dome

to give really nice head

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"

by undermybelly August 07, 2014

sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

by papa squatz February 19, 2014

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 19, 2005

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 07, 2017

Sloppy Chocolate

n. a fat african american person

A-Philly is such a sloppy chocolate!!!!!

by Dikembe Mutumbo June 04, 2003

sloppy minhas

The act of taking a sloppy wet liquidy brown taco bel style shit.

Don't go in there for a bit; I just took a sloppy minhas

by LividJet January 28, 2015

Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009