Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.

Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!

by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018

sloppy dome

to give really nice head

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"

by undermybelly August 6, 2014

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 7, 2017

Sloppy Chocolate

n. a fat african american person

A-Philly is such a sloppy chocolate!!!!!

by Dikembe Mutumbo June 4, 2003

Sloppy Ronald

A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.

Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.

Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.

Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.

by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 20, 2008

Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009