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sleeping on the couch

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up
by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014
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Let sleeping dogs lie.

-Prov: Don't be a trouble maker ,let the fuck alone it's gunna beget trouble.
-To not talk about things which have caused problems in the past, or to not try to change a situation because you might cause problems.
Jill: Should I ask the boss if he's upset at my coming in late in the mornings?
Jane: If he hasn't said anything about it, just let sleeping dogs lie. I thought I would ask Jill if she wanted me to pay her back right away, but then I decided to let sleeping dogs lie.
by aCh79 August 3, 2011
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sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men
John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave
by Ray Orta November 7, 2006
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Sleeping soldier

Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.
by tomtomm89 December 27, 2010
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Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases
He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang
by Fred123454321 November 5, 2019
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sleepnotic

To hypnotize your sleeping habits into your own.
This is commonly used with most office workers or for those who work in the emergency departments.

You can wake up instantly if you are needed and get out the door in less than 2 minutes.
Or you can sleep 5 hours one night, and 8 the next and 6 the next.
Most military personnel including those on submarines practice this technique.
Suffery: hey hank!

Hank:so tired..

Suffery:How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

Hank:4

Suffery:You need to learn how to be sleepnotic :D

Hank: Yea i know. Im still practicing it, I got up on a dime this morning :)
by Suffery July 13, 2009
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Sleepimping

When someone is sleepimping they spend more time sleeping and dreaming about being a pimp than they do awake being one.
Lucky spends more time sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp than he does at work being one
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