Sidewalk Lifter

Ancient street trees planted inappropriately close to curbs and public sidewalks that over the decades of their growth have created ADA violations and hazardous conditions for pedestrians and motorist, strollers and skateboards . . . Oh right, the skateboarders actually love these trees.

The City replaced that awesome busted sidewalk on Summit so now we're skating the Columbus Park DIY skatepark, those old sidewalk lifters seem to be doing better with the wider green space.

by RusherKC July 14, 2018

Enjoying the sidewalk

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast

“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”

by justnfl June 10, 2019

Sidewalk Brownie

Dried dogshit on a sidewalk, crusty on the outside, gooy on the inside.

Guy 1: Why is their dried shit tracked in your house?
Guy 2: Oh that, I stepped in a sidewalk brownie yesterday.
Guy 1: And you didn't clean it up? Nasty dude.

by Eurodance4ever October 9, 2019

bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

Sidewalk Plowing

The maulestation of innocent pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto IV on the sidewalks of the streets of Liberty City. Veterans perform this event in the first-person steering view and the terrified facial expressions of the horrifically killed citizens only enhances their pleasure.

"Mitch you should steal that Patriot and go sidewalk plowing!"
"You look like that bitch that I plastered on my windshield when I went sidewalk plowing last Tuesday!...priceless!"

by Maddog Nikko Sluthammer November 20, 2009

Sidewalk Linebacker

A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.

Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!

by Mauler MMA January 7, 2011

Sidewalk Slam

A mixture of any 40oz of beer mixed with malt liquor beverage.

My sidewalk slam is mixed with a 40 of Mickeys and a Watermelon 4 Loko. YUM !

by Charlie Herron May 31, 2010