Shum

It´s when you shit and cum at the same.

Person 1: I was so concentrated at cumming yesterday that i didn´t notice i shat myself.
Person 2: Dude, that´s called a shum.

by PraiseTheSun202 April 08, 2020

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 17, 2022

Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.

I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box

by Blingle pease December 30, 2023

Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

by Wastegash November 14, 2020

Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

by DRIGGZ March 04, 2016

Shum

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.

Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.

by ImShumminAllOverYou June 18, 2018

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 30, 2022