Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.

Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.

by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022

Scromplaticanation

The mathematical equation for figuring out how much something can scromplat

I calculated the scromplaticanation for a banana and it came out to 3

by Thelvern August 21, 2022

Sherome

She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she doesn't give a damn about what people say about her. She is usually the best at everything she does. Whatever she do she always end up on top. She is, was, and still the smartest person I know. She's a Loyal friend girlfriend or whatever you put her as. She is a badass and super funny. You can never be sad around her. She is super friendly too and she needs to be careful about that. And she should have a small friend group cause she tend to get hurt really fast. She shouldn't have to be sad for no reason.

Stranger: Hey can you help me (sherome) no problem

Classmate: teacher I need help (ask sherome)

by Biss biss girl July 28, 2023

scromble

Verb: To scromble is to mess up or create disorder in a playfully annoying manner. To accidently or purposefully, but without malice, mess up a whole pile of carefully arranged papers or items. May also be substituted for the more pedestrian "scramble" when ordering eggs.

Hey! You scrombled up all my homework, you scrombling scrombler! Ahhhh! Now you scrombled up my hair! Stop it!

by Maureen McNally November 12, 2008

scromonus

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl

Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"

by Peter Fell May 13, 2008

Vince Shlome

The act of beating and getting beaten by your hooker prostitute

My hooker and I had a minor discrepancy on her pricing and a Vince Shlome of a night it became.

by sirdouglas May 7, 2009

Shromp

(Verb)

To accomplish proper or execute in a stylish and righteous way, as per skiing or surfing.

To conquer or destroy.

(slang)

To have rough or kinky sex.

That run was a double black diamond, but I totally shromped that hill.

Get on your board and shromp that wave hard!

That girl? Yeah, I shromped her proper..

by Baranca June 15, 2010