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shred a bp

quickly in in a boner pill to enhance your sexual performance when you need to crush the pussy like your life depends on it
Bro! I can’t believe Jessica said she’d go out with me on Saturday, I’ve been hitting on her all semester. I’m gonna have to shred a bp and absolutely annihilate that gash so she comes back around.
by discarddemon August 27, 2021
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Shred Fest

An event in which two or more guitarists shred like crazy. Shred fests may also contain different instruments as long as the core of the fest contains guitarists shredding like the world is about to end. Shred Fests are primarily seen in the heavier rock or progressive metal genres, and are usually played during concerts.
"Holy shit man that concert was nuts! Half way through John Petrucci and Jordan Rudess had the sickest Shred Fest I ever heard!"
by pSychological November 5, 2008
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Shred The Gnar

the term in which snowboarders use to define the act of snowboarding during or in a gnarly place/time.
by clarkstonlax February 25, 2011
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shred the cello

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend
by shalama momma November 4, 2009
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shred club

A rogue band of shredders dispersed throughout the world who's sole mission is to shred.

1st RULE: You do not talk about SHRED CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SHRED CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" , goes limp, or taps out the SHRED is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a SHRED.
5th RULE: One SHRED at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: SHREDs will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SHRED CLUB, you HAVE to SHRED.
Guy 1:

Guy 2:
(notice they are following the shred club rules.)
by Shredder A January 16, 2010
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shred the gnar

contrary to other people's thoughts, shred the gnar means snowboarding, not fitting surroundings
person a: hey man you wanna shred the gnar?
person b: hell yeah brah i just got a new shred sled.
person a: sick nasty.
by B-HamBlamJam August 23, 2009
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Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.
Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can
by Cristo39 February 26, 2011
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