Shitdick

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.

"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"

by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009

Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!

After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!

by Beeble lover July 12, 2014

slip shod

lacking quality, cheap, sloppy, flimsy, created with very little thought or planning

The slip shod computer program not only didn't work, in some cases, it di the exact opposite of what was intended.

by David R.W. Wadsworth October 28, 2005

shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom

I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick

by Zarmanov May 20, 2003

Shodylopperz

Another word for shotgun.

Im 'bout to blast you with tha shodylopperz if you dont back up off me!!!

by Big Daddy Bisquick September 11, 2006

Shitdecker

To absolutely launch something at breakneck speeds

I'm gonna shitdecker this pepsi can into the riot

by Yeebus May 31, 2017

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004