shacking

verb:
1. the act of taking a massive shit and jacking off at the same time, not necessarily while the shit is still coming out
2. to build a grand shack
3. to get smacked in the bathroom

1. I was shacking and shacked all over the stall door!
2. I'm shacking right now, can you get me some more wood?
3. Angelo was shacking yesterday, the wanker.

by leechu September 16, 2018

Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.

Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher

by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010

socking

The act of vigorously and/or animatedly masturbating with a sock snugly wrapped around one's penis.

A: Dude, where did all of my socks go?
B: Sorry bro, I had to take a few because I was socking so hard last night.

by chag-alert November 25, 2013

russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.

Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

Power Socking

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.

Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants

by Coltronix October 27, 2011