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shite craic

Often used in ireland to describe a person who is the opposite of the life and soul of the party or ruins the fun for everyone else.
Mate are you coming out on the piss tonight?

Nah lad I’ve work tomorrow morning so I’m staying in with the wife and kids.

Mate you’re shite craic. Fuck that come and get trashed.
by Buzzer87 July 22, 2019
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Shite-a-light

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.
Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.
by AL89 March 22, 2009
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Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
by Davie B August 1, 2006
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shite pipe

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".
"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".
by D-BUCK May 13, 2005
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shite talker

A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'
'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'

'Josh is a shite talker'
by Niamhalicous June 8, 2016
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shite rider

Term referring to a homosexual.

Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.

Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.
Watch him, he's a shite rider.
by texaspete777 April 16, 2007
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shite and onions

Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.
Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."
by Little Ray d'Sunshine January 19, 2016
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