SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

Shitbox

Any Subaru

Wow Ryan got him self a Shitbox.

by Subaru user July 8, 2022

Shitbox

Shitbox, the slang word used to describe a vehicle and/or a object with little to no value

Did you see that old Toyota Corolla Near Pleasant St, Shitbox!

by RomanVlNumerals December 26, 2021

Shitbox

Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.

Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam

Have you seen Sam’s car recently, it is a proper Shitbox! The number plate is equally offensive

by Geology Rocks! September 23, 2021

Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.

Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!

by tytech038 March 21, 2022

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Western kentucky shitboxes

A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks

Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes

Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair

•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires

•No cab corners or rockers

•Rock lights in wheel wells

•Lightbars that’s don’t work

And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std

Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what

by Your mom308 August 25, 2021