Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025

Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage

“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”

by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025

Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.

Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?

by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022

Shitbox

Any Subaru

Wow Ryan got him self a Shitbox.

by Subaru user July 8, 2022

SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

shitbox

A box lined with newspapers to catch feces and used as a substitute for a toilet. Typically, bananas are added on top of the newspaper liner for a spa like pooping experience. They cushion the anus as the feces ejects on top of the bananas.

There was no toilet, so I used a shitbox.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 11, 2019

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023