Text Shield

The act of using a person of large size to conceal the action of texting in an area where cell phone use is forbidden and/or frowned-upon.

This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.

I used that kid Mike as a text shield so I could reply to Eric's message.

by Khca Simmons March 28, 2009

meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX May 4, 2006

Main Character Shield

The invincible shield protecting the main character in a formulaic Hollywood flick.

Oh, he jumped off the Empire State Building holding an orphan while being gunned down by helicopter bullets and hellfire missiles? I'm not even scared he's going to die. He definitely has a main character shield.

by tigeru August 8, 2016

bitch shield

bitch shield is a front a woman will do. to defend herself from getting played.

I walked by this girl and she acted like she didn't like me and moved out of the way. putting up a front fronting using the bitch shield.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 27, 2006

Mcevedy Shield

An atletic competition competed by four high schools across Wellington. Rongotai, Saint Pats Town, Saint Fags Silverstream and Wellington College. (WC) The competition is only ever won by Wellington College and no other school ever gives them a challenge.

"Who won Mcevedy Shield last year?"
"Ahh Wellington College won it last year and the 50 times before that aswell"

by Dub C Hoorah October 5, 2011

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

human shield

Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.

The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.

by Exor January 19, 2004