It... shattered

The act of whipping a glass computer screen while on a call with a friend.

person 1: Are you recording?
person 2: Yes.
person 1: Ok... Get back to work!!!!
*BOOM*
person 1: It... shattered

by plungebot April 25, 2025

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by Haha i went over the typing limit bet you're wondering how i did that well i did it with tactics that you couldn't imagine haha June 9, 2023

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

solo shatter

something sexual, like everything coined in Asylum 669

Merek: "Im fine, thanks:)"
Eliza: "Glad to hear that, I'd still solo shatter you tbh"

by urbandictionary61561 May 11, 2021

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019