Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

Comment section

A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.

Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr

by lol10096 June 3, 2018

Edwardian Section

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

Youtube comments section

The worst place to be in. And the land of unfunny memes.

For example, The Youtube comments section is now like:

zoom: exists

discord: ima end this man whole career

by FaintnessStraws July 1, 2020

trumpet section

1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.

2) The section that band directors hate to love.

1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.

2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.

by Daniel Ambrosini August 19, 2006

Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.

Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.

by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011

slut section

The bumpy part of a slutty female hair style, particularly among overly-tanned italian breed midgets.The higher the bump,the sluttier you will look.

Snooky : Bish how's my slut section?
High enough?

JWOW: The whole Jersey can see it.

by Alexstrazza December 17, 2013