Seal Team Six

The pair of individuals who are expected to accomplish almost every task at hand in your local Kroger Grocery, despite the fact that literally dozens of other employees are available. This is generally due to a combination of factors, including managers that seem to only know a few peoples' names, incompetent floor supervisors, and the fact that they (and the end result of any task they are given) are completely badass, regardless of the situation or work conditions they must endure.

Dairy employee: "Derrrrr, I haven't had time to do anything with the cooler because I spent seven hours unloading a milk truck"...

Manager: "that's fine. I'll just get Tanner and Cody to do it".
*gets on the intercom*
"Seal Team Six to dairy"!

Dairy employee: Hooray! now I can go eat some snack cakes!

Seal Team Six by the Book of Mormon June 19, 2011

Seal Clubber 

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!

Bartender, give me a Seal Clubber

Seal Clubber by ekobelski May 8, 2014

Seal of Approval 

When one does something then looks to another to "approve" an action whether it be good or bad.

4 year old John and his 6 year old sister are playing a game with each other, John decides to be naughty.

John: Your stupid!

*John looks at his parents to see if they were listening*

**this action is called Seal of approval it can be spotted easily among children looking for attention.

Seal of Approval by Scardina October 23, 2010

seal paw 

the act of tucking in the thumb prior to engaging in a handshake as a form disrespect.

the boss went to shake my hand to say congratulations on a job well done, as I went in for the hand shake I tucked my thumb in, the boss gripped my hand (seal paw) and gave me a strange look.

seal paw by The Gables - Perth October 3, 2010

Seal kisses bikini girls 

That annoying video on Urban Dictionary that pops up in just about every definition.

"Seal kisses bikini girls"

That video is everywhere on UD!

Seal kisses bikini girls by sharks445 August 30, 2011

Seal and Peal 

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

Seal and Peal by Your childs father. February 27, 2010

seal meat 

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

seal meat by dangerdayne February 9, 2008