Valentime's Day

Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.

"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"

by Proxunum November 5, 2012

Valentine's Day Break-up

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.

Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"

by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010

Not a father's day

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.

i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.

by Monkey Man February 2, 2004

fake st. patrick's day

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

valentine's day

1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum

Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.

by Thumper (Cobain) February 17, 2004

Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.

Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!

by stillundersiege July 21, 2016