Schplook

Schplook tasts like Salt, women love schplook and I love schplook

She likes his schplook

by Thee most biggest pp October 28, 2021

Schplook

Women love it I love it Marcus loves it norman loves it Michael loves it and Jonny loves it

He schplooked and it was salty

by Thee most biggest pp October 29, 2021

Schplort

The world used to describe the sound of a very large zit or boil suddenly erupting in a blast of sticky cheese, pus and blood.

We weren't sure if the thing coming out of Billy's neck was a second head or a really big zit until we heard a loud, sickening 'schplort' while standing outside the locker room. Five minutes later we saw the huge wad of tissue paper Billy pressed against his neck and the pallor in his face from the blood loss.

by Marlboro Eater November 7, 2021

Schploingo

A statement of expression following something remarkably absurd; Can also be used to define such absurd things.

John: My friend just said he had the ability to phase through poles
Dave: Oh, you mean the Schploingo Effect?
John: What..? The fuck?

by notdanjels May 17, 2022

schplble

A Cum Bubble

Man 1: I just fucked my wife. There was a massive Schplble

by Not a clue June 7, 2022

schploble

A snail bubble. One of which is very harmful to injest as it has German origin

Man 1: I just stepped on a snail, there was a big schploble. I am suffocating

by Not a clue June 7, 2022

schploing

A cute and sometimes derogatory term used to described people, objects and phenomena that behave in a whimsical, clumsy or adorable fashion.

Look at this schploing! What is he doing?

He is a schploing.

by Anonanonim July 27, 2022