Scarlet Curds are made when an uncircumcised male and a menstruating female have sex and the male does not wash his foreskin for several days, allowing the semen and blood to curdle underneath the foreskin. The Scarlet curds resemble curdled milk with a slight reddish colour.
We had sex all weekend while she was on her period, Two days later she ate the scarlet curds off my dick.
by CamShaft85 May 11, 2023
by Thegingersnap18 May 26, 2015
A meat tunic that's covered in boils, blisters, scabs, and rashes. Often found on the larger, unwashed lady.
by lick-my-axe May 13, 2022
It is a known fact that women who spent allot of time together, for instance work together in an office, monthly menstruation cycle will synchronize after a while. This ultimately means that for about one week every month it’s is total chaos in the office where women work together and the men needs to rather keep a low profile during this time – This is called “scarlet week”
Must be scarlet week again, Anne is having a total fit just because there is no paper in the copier and Sandy lost it because I forgot to refill the coffee…
by Stingerman50 September 30, 2013
by Dinê September 02, 2021
A boring book most highschoolers are forced to read. Written in the 1700's, and is completely irrelevant now.
by mrcaptaiman October 24, 2006
The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.
Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.
Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009