Desk Sandwich

A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.

"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."

by poizunman August 3, 2012

ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.

"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard

by Coltraine December 13, 2013

Egg and Ham Sandwich

Term for a bitch.

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.

by Haley Solo August 28, 2019

Shark Sandwich

An album from the rock group Spinal Tap.

Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."

by Oreon August 22, 2008

You Made The Sandwich

"You Made The Sandwich" is a callback to the popular subway meme in which someone makes their sandwich at subway and doesn't like it, even though they chose the ingredients. This phrase is used when someone is the cause of their own misfortune.

Guy 1: Ah man, I didn't study for that test and I got an F.
Guy 2: Dude, you made the sandwich.

Guy 1: True.

by JioSleep February 21, 2021

Sex sandwich

The act of two male bodies' double-penetrating a female, wherein the female serves as the meat between the two men, each of whose erect penises is affixed within the female, one in her anus and the other in her vagina. Generally, the male bodies avoid physical contact, although incidental contact is usually unavoidable; however, such contact normally does not serve as a deterrent for even heterosexual men who create a sex sandwich due to the extreme physical pleasure and sexual arousal caused by such an act. The female may face either upward or downward in the sandwich and is often adorned with makeup and even jewelry and/or high heels/boots but rarely anything else. All three bodies are otherwise nude. The sex sandwich is often regarded as one of the hottest sexual positions that can be achieved.

Dan and Keith enjoyed a sex sandwich with Katie last night before simultaneously cumming on the young blonde's face.

by captainclutch86 May 21, 2016