In Soviet Russia...

The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.

Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.

In Soviet Russia, urbandictionary.com posts definitions on you!

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

raising awareness

What you do when you want to look like you're helping without actually having to help.

After Madonna started raising awareness about Malawi, people cared a lot more about Malawi and all of Malawi's problems went away.

by radishes December 21, 2010

Russia

A place that can be seen from Wasilla, Alaska.

I can see Russia from my house.

by It's About Fucking Time December 12, 2010

soviet russia

An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.

by thousandinone February 1, 2007

Ear Raisin

The compilation of old ear wax that forms into a shape that somewhat resembles a raisin.

Guy 1: Hey my ear hurts, you got a Q-tip
Guy 2: Ya, in the bathroom
Guy 1: What the fuck just fell out of my ear
Guy 2: Holy shit its an Ear Raisin

by Darrin & Daniel November 16, 2009

apocalypse rising

Once one of the most popular games on Roblox, Apoc is an online multiplayer pvp zombie survival game. The game has since been abandoned by its developers, Gusmanak and ZolarKeth. The community mostly consists of hackers and other incredibly toxic players nowadays.

I got killed by a hacker in Apocalypse Rising.

by jmanx360 December 23, 2019

Russia

A City in ohio

Person 1, idk what names:I'm going to russia
Person 2: they speak an entire different language
Person 1:the city in ohio
Person 2:wtf

by Reymcgowan February 21, 2021