Scruff Rugged

The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.

Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.

"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"

"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"

by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010

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Rug and a plug

When two girls are scissoring, but at the same time the use of a double sided dildo is penetrating each asshole adding to the pleasure.

Traci and Beatrice had a hard night of scrapbooking and drank a bottle of Spirytus. Things got down and dirty, they were adventurous and had a good olde rug and a plug. The smell was atrocious.

by Dongbag69 December 17, 2016

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Rug Muncher

Offensive slang name for a lesbian

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason

by The Names Luna May 20, 2018

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rug up

to put on lots of clothes in anticipation of going somewhere bloody freezing.

"I'm off to Scotland for a tour in October" "hrmm, you'd better rug up for that one"

by jimbob909 September 28, 2008

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rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

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