rudolph

when you squeeze the tip of your penis so hard it turns red and lights up like a christmas tree

“hey don how was your christmas?”
“it was awesome, i did a rudolph then stuck it in the ham”

by User3628375739 November 1, 2021

Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, colloquially referred to as "Rudy" or "Rudy Giuliani" (Born May 28th 1944) Is the greatest mayor in the history of New York, who preserved the city through the events of 9/11. Crime rates dropped 57% under his watch, and the murder rate dropped 65%. By the end of his two terms unemployment was practically cut in half.

Rudolph Giuliani married Donna Hanover in 1984, he then filed for divorce in 2002.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Rudolph nipples

Nipples that are the same color as the flesh around them prior to arousal. Post arousal they become a different shade making them easier to see and locate.

Man the girl I was with last night had Rudolph nipples!

by Missfacy February 27, 2023

Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.

Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.

by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024

Black Rudolph

Where you slap the tip of a black man’s penis until it’s red

I heard Lakisha gave Jamal a Black Rudolph.

by MaDicks January 20, 2026

White Rudolph

When a man continuously slaps his penis on
a white girls clit until it becomes bright red and inflamed.

Dude that girl was so boring in bed I gave her a White Rudolph

by Long Dong64 January 20, 2026