squeaky rubber

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity

"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."

by Ben "The Body" April 20, 2006

Pentonville Rubber

The condom which you have reserved for a special female. Pentonville Road runs between King's Cross and Angel Islington in London and the Pentonville Rubber is only for use between a king and an angel.

She's so fit I'd get out my Pentonville Rubber for her.

I'll use my Pentonville rubber if she'll let me fuck her

by Mattaus Muller April 27, 2009

rubber check

A check that is going to be returned for non-suffecent funds

All that woman writes are rubber checks, I'd only take cash from her

by anonymous August 02, 2005

Rubber Andy

Synonym for motorcyclist, typically used in a negative connotation.

Person A: "Motorcycles keep driving by my house when I stream, it's so noisy!"
Person B: "Those damn Rubber Andys always think they're so cool. Sorry about the noise, bro."

by Colbyte_ July 15, 2020

Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Rubber train

The act of simultaneously stimulating the anus and the penis by means of rubber dildo and rubber pocket pussy.

Jake: hey man what are you up to?

Ben: nawww man not much just got off the rubber train in my shower.

by Ballsinyourmouth12 June 12, 2013

Rubber Tits

Fake boobies.

‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020