Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)
-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.
-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.
-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.
2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 03, 2007
Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
by Thatguyismee March 30, 2011
unnaturally disproportionate labia minora (pussy lips), that resembles the flappy tissue adorning a rooster's head.
by methlablouie May 24, 2005
1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
by Domo M3 November 08, 2011
John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.
by Chipperbit2 July 17, 2012
by Eaton Holgoode January 06, 2018
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
by Swiss Bank Arsonists January 22, 2012