Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 10, 2007

Rooster Teething

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.

Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"

by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011

rooster head

unnaturally disproportionate labia minora (pussy lips), that resembles the flappy tissue adorning a rooster's head.

I couldn't beleive the size of this girl's Rooster Head.

by methlablouie May 26, 2005

Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.

Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.

by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012

Reverse Rooster

This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time

My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster

by Toolegit Khajit July 14, 2021

Urban Rooster

When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”

You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.

by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018

Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011