probably the hottest man a live and the biggest jerk in the world. He is a crybaby with a perfectly tan and ripped body. HE also is a very talented soccer player who has made the number 7 an awesome number!!! But everyone hates him and he needs to get over himself, except he is total sex bomb!
by jen z November 1, 2009
a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.
Cristiano Ronaldo has ridiculous skill!
by xixirinha July 8, 2010
a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
The best up and coming footballer in the championship already one of the best midfielders in the league
He's so good, Ronaldo Vieira
by ClinicalFxrnando August 30, 2017
Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?
by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019
Lord of Penalties.Also referred to as Penaldo/Pendu.He’s known for being the second best player in the world and his stupid fans.
by whoasked April 1, 2021
Man Utd fan: hey look how shit Man Utd have become after Ronaldo leaving
Real Madrid fan: I feel you bro, it's the ronaldo effect
Juventus fan: We have the longest winning streak in history after Ronaldo arriving
Real Madrid fan: I feel you bro, it's the ronaldo effect
Juventus fan: We have the longest winning streak in history after Ronaldo arriving
by mooezz69 October 20, 2018