Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

Raids

An affliction that has spread amongst the Boy Cunt Crew. It is transmitted by sneezing on a stack of freezer burnt sausages and passing them out at barbecues. Symptoms include severe anti social behaviour, a deep concern with the affairs of other people, and a deep desire to spread the disease by inviting people to eat the sausages at a barbecue.

Listen to that. You can just hear that he has raids.

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 27, 2019

roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 22, 2004

roist

Roist is a universal verb. It can replace any word as long as the meaning of the sentence is still clear. ex. "roist me another beer", "let's roist up a couple of steaks".

"If you don't like my fire then don't come around. Cause I'm going to roist one down."

by Carnbarn Chad October 2, 2007

roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Roidical

Anything done with the flare of steroids.

Did you see that guy beat up the other guy outside the Komodo Klub? Fucking roidical!

by backotruck November 15, 2011

roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through

after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression

by apple1029384756 February 10, 2018