roadkilledroach

No gender only redbull
roadkilledroach Is one of the coolest looking Mutuals I have.

roadkilledroach Is cool bc their makeup is sick

by Raignxd May 18, 2021

roadkilledroach

roadkilledroach
No gender only redbull

Makeup is always so sick and cool

“ roadkilledroach is really cool”-raignxd

by Raignxd May 18, 2021

Roadkill

Lynn Loud from The Loud House

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition

by Hamtaro August 20, 2022

Roadkill

(adj, prop. noun) Word describing a person who embodies the characteristics of roadkill.

Ahlers was hit by a car a few weeks ago, and will hence forth be known by the name Roadkill.

by Johnson's Daddy February 21, 2023

Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"

Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.

Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.

by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016

Pollcat roadkill

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.

I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs

by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019