Runkled

Un-ironed, scruffy and messy clothing; often worn while suffering after a heavy drinking session the night before. Particularly applies to junior employees in menial, low-paid, "McJobs".

Manager - You're looking very runkled this morning Dave!
Dave - Fuck off, my head hurts.

by BlueArse August 12, 2009

Ringleader

Person A becomes a "ringleader" when they are in a threesome that satisfies all of the following criteria:

1) Person B and Person C are the opposite gender of Person A.
2) Person B thinks they are Person A's significant other.
3) Person C thinks they are Person A's significant other.
4) Persons B and C do not discover that Person A has played them both. They do not know they are both being cheated on as a result of the threesome.

This is considered one of the most difficult things to do in the bedroom, or in life in general.

1: "You hear what Nathan did?"
2: "No... what?"
1: "Motherfucker pulled off the ringleader... I never thought it was possible..."
2: "Damn, he played those bitches."

by tdug December 3, 2011

rankles my cankles

Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.

I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!

by Smittytricks December 30, 2011

adolf rickler

to take the fun out of everything

We sat in the corner because Adolf Rickler has to much estrogen.

by lowim4 June 19, 2011

rankle

an ancle with an ancle braclet on

self explanitory

by Amber August 22, 2003

rindler

A dumb son of a bitch mark ass mark, trick ass bitch and generally who won't suck a dick when told.

Dude, Rindler, if you beat that game boss you can suck my dick.

by Bullitt F. LeMans December 24, 2008

rinkeby

A suburb/ghetto in Stockholm. Often used as slang in Sweden for gangrape

-I Rinkebyed your sister with some friends
-Horrible man

by Grump79 December 21, 2019