ringing the dinner bell

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Rubbing Rings

The sexual act of rubbing anuses together. Usually accomplished via perpendicular butt cheeks.

Did you hear about Tompkins? Yeah he was totally Rubbing Rings with one of his frat bros last night.

by 80sforlife April 25, 2011

Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

ringstabber

a person that likes to insert their penis in somebodys "browneye"

i hate that poofter norton. hes such a fucking ringstabber.

by dale winton April 7, 2003

ringsting

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.

Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!

by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016

Your ears must have been ringing

Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present.

Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling people about you.

by Rebecca Wolf June 2, 2008