moreland ridge middle school

the place where children “learn” and the teachers will kill u if u say the word crap.

“did u just say crap at moreland ridge middle school?! GO TO HELL”

by Cristaria April 20, 2018

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017

ooh ahh ridge

The rather sensitive ridge that runs from where your balls end to where your asshole starts. Highly pleasurable to have it stroked or licked. When done right it causes you to mutter, ooh, ash under your breath.

I love when Alice gently caresses my ooh ahh ridge.

by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

East Ridge High School

East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.

The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)

Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.

"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.

by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011

Ridgecrest

A small town of actually less than 30,000 in the Mojave desert. It was once a safe and respectable place to live, but as of late, has become crime-infested due to the amount of ghetto people that have moved there for low income housing.

Being several hours from the nearest city and with little to offer in the ways of entertainment other than dirt biking, Ridgecrest is commonly referred to as Ridgecrap. Or the Crest, if you'd like.

Also home to the man who invented Glow sticks.

"So where are you from?"
"Ridgecrest."
"I'm sorry."
"Me too."

by that fly girl July 31, 2009

Ridgely Middle School

The dumbest fucking middle school ever. Ridgely is so fucking depressing and the principles suck ass. The sad thing is that Ridgely is nice compared to other middle schools in the area, which is fucking crazy. Kids at this school are wanna be stoners and rich bitchy whores who in fact aren’t actually whores because everything they claim to have done didn’t actually happen. There are also a couple of teachers that might actually be addicted to coke.

Bitch: *breaths*
James: You go to Ridgely Middle School don’t you😑
Bitch: Yah! How’d you know?
James: Just a guess🙄

by OMFGeveryhandleisalreadyused April 28, 2019

Ringette

Ringette! Its one of the best sports in the world! Its nothing like Hockey.. yes it is on ICE! but yet totally different! Its Faster then hockey! takes more skill then hockey! and is just better! :D There are many rules../pass over the blue lines/ No body checking/ can't go in the crease/ Only three aload past the ringette line form each team!/ Ect... Yes i know its not in the oylimpics.. thats just because it is not WORLDWIDE..(Yet)..but it still is a sport no matter what! A awesome on at that!

Ringette Girls Rock!

-If ringette were EASY they would call it Hokey!
-All i need is ringette!
-I am more then just a pretty face i PLAY Ringette!

by Ringette4Life March 20, 2009