what to call the event when you bust during school but for no reason, it is unexplainable how this happens.
Person 1: did you hear that Bashir pulled a return 0?
Person 2: yeah it was crazy his pants were soaking!
Person 2: yeah it was crazy his pants were soaking!
by sprism September 19, 2023
Get the Return 0 mug.A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.
Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.
by Dustocrat March 20, 2016
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by A waste of air March 15, 2021
Get the Reject humanity, return to monke mug.Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.
Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"
Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"
Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"
Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"
Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
by MattLauer April 15, 2017
Get the Chinese Return mug.A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
by mrRected April 16, 2010
Get the I have to return some video tapes mug.Returning something that was left at your house by first having a bowel movement in it and then throwing it at the door of the owner's house.
by brewster726 March 25, 2013
Get the rank return mug.1. A point that will eliminate all odds of you turning back once you cross it.
2. A phrase that will yeet a centillion sexual definitions at you if you even dare to look it up on Urban Dictionary out of curiosity.
So yeah... You've ran across the rare definition of this word that isn't unnecessarily sexualized.
2. A phrase that will yeet a centillion sexual definitions at you if you even dare to look it up on Urban Dictionary out of curiosity.
So yeah... You've ran across the rare definition of this word that isn't unnecessarily sexualized.
1. An example of a point of no return is a black hole's Event Horizon. Once you cross it, it's over for you.
2. Humanity will go extinct by the time I find a non-sexual definition on "point of no return" in this place called urban dictionary.
2. Humanity will go extinct by the time I find a non-sexual definition on "point of no return" in this place called urban dictionary.
by Silicosis9324 April 28, 2022
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