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return you

i'll return you back to your panrest
by badboiruru March 4, 2019
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Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018
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Rip & Return

The act of "renting" a DVD from a rental machine, ripping it and returning it to the vending machine within the period when you are not charged for rental.
What did you do last night? Not much, I did a rip & return on the new Batman movie.
by MrPudding January 21, 2009
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margarinal returns

"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.
I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Return to Blockland

Return to Blockland (or RTB) was a social network that Blocklanders could access in-game if they had the addon installed. It gave players the access to a chat room, a "friends" and "friends list" function, and a menu to install addons from the menu. I know that there is more that I am forgetting, but it has been more than a year since it was shut down.

It was shut down around February 6th, 2014.
There is however, a website that emulates the website edition, not the overlay. It is however, just the addon menu. I can't link it here, but you can still google it.
Guy 1: Dude, I just found this cool addon for Blockland!
Guy 2: Really? What is it?
Guy 1: It's called Return to Blockland, or something like that, just install it. It adds social features and a place to install addons.
Guy 2: Sounds cool, let's check it out!
by Jshotgun August 5, 2015
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point of no return

the point on a poorly made urinal, where the least amount of piss bounces back on to your trousers
hey man, did you piss on your leg?
oh yeah, i couldn't find the point of no return on that shitty urinal
by kosherbacon January 3, 2011
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return to mooseport

sometimes referred to as the bullwinkle; returning to the site of the moose previously anally raped the subject begins to anally rape the moose again only to have his dick bit by a opossum which was living inside the dead moose corpses anal cavity
how about a return to mooseport
by bean dip August 20, 2006
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