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Retiremental

Relating to the retired world and the impact of retired things, being old, or old minded behavior, on the person or others.
Person 1: "My Grandmother is thinking about getting a Town & Country car."
Person 2: "Oh, how retiremental of her."
Person 1: "-__-"
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Person 1: "My Grandfather made my brother wash his clothes on a washboard today."
Person 2: "*Laughs* He's only 13, why is he being forced to be retiremental?"
by SeanHarbin August 7, 2012
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retif

(Verb) : see also retifism

*to retif.

To skeet skeet over a new pair of fresh kicks. The act of
Physical ejaculation when have purchased and first put the left foot into a new fresh pair of swag nikes.

1. I just retif all over dem kicks.

2. I'll need a napkin cause when I put on these nikes there's gonna be a skeetsplosion.

3. "Oh my god, look at these shoes"

See also retifism
by Elliot Jones Bones October 13, 2013
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Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."
by GDPYT November 28, 2018
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retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 1, 2020
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Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional football player. He missed a penalty in Copa America 2016 Final against Chile. After that, he cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Football Team. But he came back to play against Uruguay in World Cup Qualifiers on 2nd September 2016. He made a fake retirement.
Daniel, "Hey, Leo. Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like the retirement lord."
by I hate Messi December 23, 2020
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Retrumpican

A portmanteau of the words Republican and Trump.

Extremist far right Republicans that follow the rhetoric of Donald Trump over that of their own party.
Jack Bernard : I thought the GOP must be better than those crooked, racist Dixiecrats. I was wrong; same folks different party label.

Even worse, the national party is now the ReTrumpican Party.
by Mr.YumYum January 9, 2021
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Retinasexual

When you are attracted to someone’s retina regardless of gender or gender identity
When I looked into Randy’s beautiful retinas I knew that I didn’t care about anything else. I was a retinasexual
by Retna567 September 3, 2021
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