rectalpedoctomy

n.
a medical procdedure for the surgical removal of my foot from your ass.

I swear you are going to need a rectalpedoctomy when I'm done with you!

by J. Reed March 4, 2005

rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 December 19, 2007

rentalcross

Using a rental car for racing or other performance driving, including autocross. Can also be used to describe driving off-road in a rental car that is not suited for it.

I've got a Mini Cooper for the weekend, who want's to rentalcross?

by Brandan Slideways December 21, 2007

Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

Rectal Ramming

The act of getting anally penetrated by a jackhammer at abnormally high speeds until bleeding occurs.

Sue was rectal ramming until her anus spewed up gallons of blood.

by SC.MC.DT June 19, 2010

Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Rectal Riot

An act where a man or woman takes a massive shit that stretches their butthole, then gets ass fucked directly after leaving you sore and unable to walk.

Person 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Person 2: I had a Rectal Riot last night.

by bordman24 September 12, 2010