resistance

Euphemism for a man's scrotum, as defined by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration.

TSA agent performing an enhanced pat-down on a passenger at a U.S. airport: "I will place my hand on your inner thigh and slide it upwards until I meet resistance."

by jeffersonian November 19, 2010

Resistance

A important movement in which many countries during World War 2 fought against their oppressors, mainly the Nazis and the Japanese. They’re we’re civilian guerillas fighting for freedom in the invaded country. Most notable of these are the Polish resistance, French Resistance, The Partisans(Yugoslavia), the Belgian Resistance, Italian resistance, both Italian Resistance and Italian CLN(Comitato di Liberazione Nazionale) translated in Nation Liberation Comitee, Soviet Underground, Dutch resistance, Greek resistance, and Norwegian Resistance.

Chris “Have you heard about the Polish or French resistance?
Tom “Yes, I have , they’re the most successful Resistances in World War 2.”

by Grouchycard July 13, 2018

The Respirator

The female version of a "teabag". The act of a females genitalia over an individuals face while they are unaware or unconcious.

"Oh my God I cant breathe, Stephanie just gave me the respirator!"

"Im totally gonna give Steve The Respirator right now while hes passed out wasted!"

by Ryan C. (Papa Graybush) January 26, 2009

Viagra Resistant

A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.

Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss, maybe if you get with her you will get a raise."

Joe: "No way man, have you seen her, she is so ugly, she would be viagra resistant!

by charliedad March 15, 2009

Cell Respiration

A biological process in which your body makes a shitload of ATP in the Mitochondria.

(In Bio Class)

Kid 1: OMG! I got a 103 on my Cell Respiration test! :D

Kid 2: I got a 44. Oh well, it could've been worse...

by chilicheese01 March 10, 2011

Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth

Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013

Resistentialism

The seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects.

A great example of Resistentialism:

"Christ, the dumb insolence of inanimate objects! He could never understand what was 'in it' for inanimate objects, behaving as they did. What was 'in it' for the doorknob that hooked your jacket as you passed? What was 'in it' for the jacket pocket?" --Martin Amis, "The Information

by Craic Shack March 26, 2006