by Rob Pokorney May 25, 2005
Get the Relient K mug.Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray
by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 5, 2010
Get the anal retention mug.Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).
"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011
Get the Cake Retention Syndrome mug.Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011
Get the resentation mug.The batch of Facebook photos tagged on Sunday morning of you getting drunk on Saturday night. Ideally contains persons and events you cannot remember. Several may require de-tagging. The mark of a Saturday night well spent.
by LipService October 1, 2009
Get the Sunday recently tagged mug.Reventón (pronounced: reh-ben-TON)
Big party and/or Dance, usually with loud music and drinking.
May also mean concert usually with multiple performers or compilation of groups.
Spanish in origin literally means blow-out
Big party and/or Dance, usually with loud music and drinking.
May also mean concert usually with multiple performers or compilation of groups.
Spanish in origin literally means blow-out
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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