relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot

"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.

by Big_Yoder March 4, 2009

Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010

Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.

The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

relative humidity

The sweat that rolls off of your back while banging your sister-in-law.

The relative humidity was 100% while I tapped dat ass.

by trig February 16, 2005

relatively speaking

True in situations similar to the one at hand

Lisa Left Eye Lopes on Hat 2 Da Back:

"Relatively speaking, I am no ordinary dip
Cause I ain't reachin' hipped
Til you be thinkin' I'm flipped

And that is ooooh on the TLC tip"

by BlueRose💙🌹 June 29, 2014

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 7, 2004

theory of relativity in arkansas

everybody is related

theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 17, 2022